uh oh

any sentence that starts out "I was thinking of eating some foie gras" is bad. I'd eat to know how it feels to eat it-how it feels in my mouth, how it feels under my fork, and so on. But awww...it's fattened duck liver. How gross.

Also considering eating brandade. But it's the smell I'd have to get by in that case.

Please, some nice vegetarian somewhere, tempt me away from the foie gras. I'll feed my characters salads and whole grain rice, so I won't have to wonder how foie gras slides down your throat and why it supposedly goes so well with jam and why it causes such rapture.